Death, Jimmy Choos, and Flats are cool

When I die, I want to be buried in these Jimmy Choos. I figure if I must roam the afterlife it should be in some really hot shoes. Hey... there is no guarantee that heaven has malls!
Just look at them, all sexy, daring, with a hint of badness! Death won't seem so bad, wearing something as gorgeous like these shoes.  Whenever I start to miss my old life,  I'll look down at these beauties and smile in happiness. Yes, I know this is quite a shallow view on death, but hey I'll be dead! I can be as shallow as I want!


On to what my last few days have been like... sadly neither yesterday nor today has been a stiletto kind of day. Both days have been pretty much a flats kind of day. Boring, tedious, repetitive, and oh so bland. At the same time I was exceedingly happy that neither of these days were a repeat of Monday. La, there is something to be said for boring and bland after all. Flats can be quite relaxing, comforting in that disaster hadn't struck! Like macaroni and cheese, soothing on those days when life makes you want to huddle up on the couch, with a throw wrapped around your legs watching really cheesy episodes of your fave daytime soaps. Flats can in their moments be as cool as the sexy as hell stiletto, because in their own way, they make use feel safe. And sometime in life that's more important than the rush of excitement we feel when experiencing the danger and seductive lure of a life lived in stilettos.
Now don't get me wrong if given a choice I am of the type of personality who will always choose the stiletto. Yeah, we're back to me being shallow. It's something you should accept of me, I'm very much a shallow person. Its why I fast so much, I'm hoping my suffering will balance my shallowness!

Lets see what other shallow endeavors I may find entertaing come tomorrow.

I Hate Stupid People...

It's a pet peeve of mine, that individuals who are intentionally stupid suck. You know the ones I'm talking about, the one who have to take every single thing said and make into more than it is. The ones who can't separate their idiocracy from the actual content. Example... Apparently a soap site(soap operas) is offering for the amount of $30 you can have a soap star who has signed up for this to send you a message, and for $50 they will send you a video chat. Now Me personally, think this is a rip off. Notice I said me personally, yet there are others who for some reason think anyone who doesn't find this just the best thing ever, are now saying that anyone who buys into this is also crappy. Oh, and that paying to chat with a soap star is the samething as going to a Vegas show where a soap star is part of. I mean really, how stupid can you be!


Okay, rant over!

So, yesterday was neither a flats or stiletto day. It was in fact I broke the heel of my fave pair of sandals day. You know the kind of day where you really should have just called in sick, don't even bother to get out of bed, because you would most likely fall out and break you ankle.

Woke up late! Yeah, no surprise as I stayed up past 2 am. Went to dry my hair, blow dryer dies with half my hair to go. OMG.... running late, can't remember where I packed the NEW Blow Dryer. Okay forget hair, this is why they make clips anyway. Running out the door, realize OH I never locked my door last night. YAY ME! (insert eye roll)! Okay ran down to car, and look I left the window down in my car, now my leather seats are nice and wet with dew. Arrive late to work, and have wet stain on the back of skirt, from the dew in the car. See your day was awesome compare to mine, and all that happened, before 8am.

Thank the gods for Coffee!

It's 1 am...

So... It's 1 am, just set up this blog site. Thinking maybe, I should have waited till I actually had time to get all the kinks worked out before I started this. Alarm goes off at 6:30 am, and I am so not a morning person.  But being me, I get an idea and I have to run with it.

And whats my idea you ask... why suddenly with my 37th birthday arriving within less than 12 days. I've come to the conclusion, there has got to be more to life than this.

This brings me to my question of flats or stilettos. See for me flats are the common, the take the trash out and pick up some gorcery shoes, nothing exciting. While stilettos, are dangerous, sexy, empowering, certainly not common.

Lets see if today will be a common or uncommon day,

Good Night then, and Good Morning.